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Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.

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Chicks can be Bros as long as they uphold the same credentials. A bro reserves the right to simply walk away during the first five minutes of a date. A bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around deutsdh bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face.

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Basically the coolest dude ever, Barney Stinson has been compared to the Fonz–but Barney is much, much more awesome. The box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super-pissed and withhold sex. Log in No account? Popularity Popularity Featured Price: The Outer Space Guy, or upon the retirement of a sports legend.


When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a bro shall offer nothing more than a disinterested “Mmh, it was okay”. Get one of those super-powered dudes to do it.

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The Bro Code, Part 1 – Barney Stinson

I would urge a bro to seek permission from another bro before doing something or someONE that he feels might violate the sacred code. A bro shall never turn away a bro who shows up uninvited at his door A bro can only get a manicure if he’s trying to sleep with the manicurist, or it’s been over a month since his last manicure. Barney Stinson is awesome.

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Even in a fight to the death, a bro never punches another bro in the groin. Bro Code for Parents: When asked “do you need some help”, a bro shall automatically respond “I got it”. Read more Read less. Help us improve our Author Pages by updating your bibliography and submitting a new or current image and biography.


A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are doing it. February 14, Sold by: Footrace to the car. Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Resources. A bro always calls another bro by his last name.

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A bro doesn’t grow a moustache. If a bro should shoot an airball, strike out playing softball, or throw a gutterball stinsin bowling, he is required to make some excuse for himself.